Brain Dump - The Guhrumphey Sea

‘Swas sillig when the gumphey sea

                did bluster brook and bolt

                                SEVENTY FIVE YEARS sucking seashells off

                                bandy beaches, and Bugger and I did brusquely folt.

“A man and agry ye!”

                we didst mock out to the sea.

“Sirrah! Cease forthwith this ghurrrumphing and kacklaking!

                Make peace ye between land and sea!”

Not One Out Done this agry sea

                by a benthum boy as I                           - though such small sad figures I and Bugger be –

                He SCALLS itself in great motion commotion,

                                Whithing up up UP waves floofing, frasing

                                                                                                                Down

                                                                                                                                Down

                                                                                                                                                DOWN

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ahll over sandy beach seashells and two herroneious Humans beans, me, myself, me Bugger and I.

Now should you visit the

Gumphey sea in all its bluster and brook

You may find two ice’d figures frazen in spot

Cold and Cold and Cold and Coldly chilling with hot

                Sir Ocean away back from the Spot,

Protecting beaches and sneetches and seashell sally seeshes all from being gobbled ohp.

                Consider yeself lucky, boy you be

                That ye did not live through the story of

The Guhrumphey Sea!